The Steer

I live on a farm, we sell animals and I am ok with that.  The part I am not ok with is when I ALWAYS get roped into loading them.  They move fast, I have no coordination, they weigh alot, I do not.  So today I am in the barn helping my brother in law load a steer.  We have my mother in law blocking off an area and his girlfriend blocking off an area, this leaves me to have to walk in the manure and try to get a certain one out of the gate.  So for five minutes we just chased these steers in circles, literally.  Then we finally get him out and walking down the aisle, he has to poop as I am directly following him.  Naturally it can not just land it must splatter!  We get him to the front of the barn and he just takes his good old time, like he does not have a care in the world,if he only knew where he was going.  Surprising, he jumps right into the livestock trailer.  The last and very crucial step is too get the barn door shut and get in the truck and start driving before he jumps out the back.  Yeah, he can jump out the back our trailer is so ghetto, we act like it is not ours, lol.  Till next time.